Chuck Norris, a REAL Texas Ranger!?

Well it's official, Chuck Norris, aka Cordell Walker, has been made an actual Texas Ranger today. (Seriously check it out @ Real Texas Ranger!) I am sure that when Texas Gov. Rick Perry saw the awesome clip of Walker defeating a monstrous grizzly bear in an epic wrestling match (or one of the thousands of other miracles), he must have believed that Walker was a real person performing a real superhuman feat. I guess this representative from the Lone Star State had some trouble differentiating between fantasy and reality.

As dumb as this sounds, we are all guilty of doing the same thing as the governor, but with Lebron James, aka The Chosen One, King James, etc... Over the past 7 years, we witnessed Lebron acting out all kinds of amazing feats. We bought into the fact that Lebron's superhuman character would save Cleveland from its sports championship drought. Lucky for us, this summer gave us an opportunity to take a step back from the fantasy realm and realize that we were being tricked into believing that Lebron, like Walker Texas Ranger, could actually wrestle a grizzly bear (and win).

I guess you shouldn't dub someone a King or a Texas Ranger without making sure that they are actually qualified for the job. Finally, I will leave you with this: Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none." Leave your Chuck Norris facts below!

**Exclusive Derek Anderson Wikileak**

Ok, I might have stretched the truth here a bit. This video is neither exclusive to me (seeing that YouTube is free & available to everyone with a computer) nor does wikileaks have any secret information about Derek Anderson. If you watched the Monday Night Football scrimmage last night, it verified the crappiness of Anderson's football ability that we all knew he possessed.

The video above was by far D.A.'s most impressive highlight from last nights horrible performance. While in a way I can appreciate his reaction to this reporters nagging, I am still questioning the whole laughing-when-down-by-18-points situation.

I know it's probably impossible to keep your level of intensity at full throttle throughout an entire NFL game, but if you're getting your butt handed to you, what do you really have to be happy about (besides the sweet beard and salmon colored shirt)? If you take a step back, I am sure we are all looking into this incident way too much. Anything taken out of context can look completely different than intended. Except, of course, how lousy this ex-Brown's QB is!

Also, here is some more anti-Lebron propaganda submitted to me by one of my biggest fans and avid follower Jay: Boston Celtics Fan's Letter to Lebron

LeBron James Is A B***h Song

Thought this was appropriate for Thursday!

Cyber Monday Night Football

Cyber Monday is probably one of my least favorite days of the year, and it has nothing to do with the cyber part of the phrase. Any person who has a real job, with a real boss, and a real insufficient paycheck has come to fear the entire concept of the word Monday. To make it worse, this week the NFL & ESPN have decided to televise a high school football game in place of the usually entertaining Monday Night Football.

A few years back, the idea of matching up Troy Smith vs. Derek Anderson would have been many Northern Ohio sports fan's dream, but as usual we were extremely wrong with our NFL talent assessment. Watching D.A. attempting to play football is excruciatingly painful and I am pretty sure that the Cardinals could find a more talented quarterback/athlete on Skating With the Stars a few channels over. To make this evening of football even worse, my so-called stud fantasy RB Frank Gore seems to be done for the night. Great. Monday has once again kicked my ass and has given me even more reasons to hate it.

Anyways, here's to the rest of the week being better. Later Monday (you suck)!!

Rudy Gay Game Winner vs Miami Heat (HD)

Gay game-winner over Lebron!!!

Lebron is Coming Out....

...To the Q that is, this Thursday December 2nd, at 8:00 pm. I am sure that all my NBA fans thought I was going to say that Lebron is coming out of the closet, but that's not my style, I way too mature for that. NOT!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently he already did this over the summer on ESPN's the ocho, check it out at The Extremely Gay Decision. Or was it when he made this video for the Cavs under his alter ego "Alexander". Weird!

Ok maybe these videos don't mean anything but they really make me laugh. As a Cavs fan, I can appreciate all the good memories Lebron gave us before he bolted to South Beach, and I truely thought I was excited to see how the other Big Three would dominate the league. But with each mounting Miami Heat loss and every Lebronless Cavs win, I can't help but feel OK that the Chosen One is out of our court. I have really enjoyed watching the Cavs first handful of games without any expectations or drama. While we are still watching 13 millionaires playing a kids game, that game feels a little more pure and seems to embody the Cleveland persona now way more than it did over the last 7 years.

Anyways, I would appreciate any additional comments or links to Lebron clips, pics, etc... in anticipation for the King's arrival later this week! Later!

Mistakes by the Lake: Hello World!!!

Mistakes by the Lake: Hello World!!!: "Hello world, or the 4 people that might accidentally stumble upon this site and are probably related to me. This is my first time really uti..."

Hello World!!!

Hello world, or the 4 people that might accidentally stumble upon this site and are probably related to me. This is my first time really utilizing the internet for anything other than fantasy sports or illegally downloading music. Here is some backroound info on me: 28 years old, married, live in a Cleveland suburb, my favorite teams are the Clowns & the Cavs, and a graduate from Ohio U (hail, hail to bobcats, hail to white and green)!

I am just getting ready to watch my Brownies implode and bracing for the Lebronamania coming to town later this week. I wanted to get my first post in, even if I don't say much. Good luck to all your fantasy teams and heres to Delhomme throwing a pick six at some point today (97% chance this happens, even against Carolina)! Later